The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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