Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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