what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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