Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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