ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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