I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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