It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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