I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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