Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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