i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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