Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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