carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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