It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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