This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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