PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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