i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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