I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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