I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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