If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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