whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Randomize
