Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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