Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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