Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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