You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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