Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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