a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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