Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
literally had 100 drinks last night.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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