weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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