She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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