And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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