The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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