They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Randomize