he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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