They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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