people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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