I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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