I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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