at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Mom said you looked used
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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