Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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