...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Do you still have your period?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I came so hard my ears popped.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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