I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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