and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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