Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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