im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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