Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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