Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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