Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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