the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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