Dual....:-)
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Bring me that man meat
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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