but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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