If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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