Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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