i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Randomize
