I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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