Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
you told grandpa to call you daddy
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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