I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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