erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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